And Another Thing…


Idiot of the week

I don’t know much about my readers, including the homes you grew up in. I am sure that if you were to respond to a survey about your childhoods and what kind of upbringings you had the answers would run the gamut from safe, loving homes to homes rife with dysfunction ~ I assume this because of the law of averages. However, the next time you get really angry with your parents or resentful of mistakes that they made when you were a child (or the mistakes they still make, for that matter) take my advice: stop, breathe, and think about the story below the fold.


Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied

EASTON, Pa. – The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child’s full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting.

“I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they’ve been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past,” Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted in Easton, on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.

“There’s a new president and he says it’s time for a change; well, then it’s time for a change,” the 35-year-old continued. “They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did.”

Deborah Campbell, 25, said she phoned in her order last week to the ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son’s name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

Karen Meleta, a spokeswoman for ShopRite, said the Campbells had similar requests denied at the same store the last two years and said Heath Campbell previously had asked for a swastika to be included in the decoration.

“We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate,” Meleta said. “We considered this inappropriate.”

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said. About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children who were of mixed race, according to Heath Campbell.

“If we’re so racist, then why would I have them come into my home?” he asked.

The Campbells’ other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because “no one else in the world would have that name.” He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.

Campbell said his ancestors are German and that he has lived his entire life in Hunterdon County. On Tuesday he wore a pair of black boots he said were worn by a German soldier during World War II.

He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

“Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That’s fine, I don’t really care,” he said. “That’s his choice.” [Source

Think about it: whatever else they did to you, at least your parents didn’t name you Adolf Hitler.

I really, really hope that little Adolf lives through the years of schoolyard beatings that surely lie in his future so that he can one day emancipate himself and then sue his parents down to their shorts for doing this to him.

This is one of those things that really challenges my faith. Why, oh why, do smart, good-hearted people struggle with infertility while idiots who name their children after mass murderers get to reproduce?


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4 Responses

  1. Micah says:

    I will say this. Its unfortunate that several things now have been taken out of popular use due to the evil Hitler guy.

    Like his sweet stache! Man, that thing is rad. But OHHHH NO! He had to ruin it for everyone.

  2. odgie says:

    You’re strange Micah; but that’s why I like it when you comment on my blog.

  3. Kelly says:

    The poor kid will either be afraid to ever tell other people his name, or he’ll be the toughest kid in town! His dad is just waiting his turn to be on Jerry Springer, why else would you give your kids names like that?

  4. Debbie says:

    What astounds me is that the parents seem to be completely without a clue! Denying the atrocities that Adolf Hitler was responsible for?!? I mean really…how is that possible? Heath Campbell must have either been kept under a rock through his entire childhood…never properly educated in historical facts. The main concern should be the children…those poor children didn’t have any say what they would be named…nor could they chose their parents. I think the best hope is that people will remember that the children are not responsible for their parents complete lack of good and common sense.

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