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Left Behind on Wall Street

If the laying hands on Baal wasn’t enough and you still need divine reassurance about the stock market, click below.

Simba, Toro, and Smokey Take Manhattan

Simba, Toro, and Smokey Take Manhattan

That’s right kids, Jesus will save the stock market!  Whew! I feel so much better. Read some of the quotes about what “inspired” this piece:

“…the Spirit of God began to move and the following declarations concerning the stock market were given. As they were speaking I was seeing a piece of art forming in my mind’s eye. These words are what gave birth to this prophetic image, ‘The Lion’s Market'”

“I was down on Wall Street praying when I had a vision. People were coming out the stock markets. They were looking and saying, is it a bear market? Is it a bull market? What is the market? They were looking to get the information on what to do because you know what, whether it goes high or low, there are people that make money both ways.
We were watching and looking and all of a sudden, a dark like cloud shadow started to over shadow the bull. Is it a bull or a bear shadow? Which one is it? All of a sudden as it over shadowed the entire bull, the outline is that of a lion’s head. What I heard the Lord say was, ‘I am going to come and get My Lion’s share of this market because the gold is Mine, the silver is Mine, and those that begin to hear and know what I AM saying will know what to do in this hour.'”

“‘Now let a roar overtake that which has overshadowed your supply line. This is the start of a wave all over, around the earth. There is a catalyst going on, changing the financial systems in this Earth realm. We say the Lion of Judah is rising up in His people. There will be transference. The bull will not reign. The bear will not reign. But the Lion will reign and God’s people with the Lion will rule in the economic realm. Give a shout up into the heavens.

Then Chuck prophesied that we are entering into a new season to wear new mantles, where the Alpha & Omega will begin to produce great fruit through us.”

I don’t know about you, but I am certainly comforted by the utterances of the prophet Chuck.

Check out the website of this “prophetic artist” for more bugnuts crazy-as-an-outhouse-rat Dominionist goodness.

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6 Responses

  1. Adam G. says:

    Oh dang that’s funny. Thanks for sharing.

    On a cultural note, in Brazil “the lion” refers to what we would call the taxman. So where we say “the taxman cometh,” they would say something like “watch out for the lion.” In other words, I’m not sure this “art” (gaudy thing anyway) translates.

  2. David B says:

    I’m wondering who on God’s green earth would actually buy this print or the ‘whitey Jesus in the boardroom’ print or any in that series.

    Just noticed…is that a lightning bolt coming from Mr. Lion’s genitals?

  3. odgie says:

    Adam – I don’t think it would translate, but it could make for some all-time great mixed metaphors.

    Dave – In response to your question: if it ain’t, it oughta be.

  4. Kathi says:

    That lion looks mad as hell and like he’s not gonna take it anymore…

    My question is…if one purchased this, where the hell would you hang it, anyway?

  5. odgie says:

    Kathi – Right next to my velvet oil painting of Elvis and my picture of Jesus playing basketball.

  6. Kathi says:

    Well, now I have ideas for Christmas presents! Woo hoo!

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