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July 22, 2008 • 3:04 pm
Or so it would seem, according to Todd Bentley
[H/T: Floating Axhead]
Filed under: Faith and Religion, faith healing, Todd Bentley, violence
WHAT THE HEY? My gosh, I’ve seen some bad TV preaching in my time, but this takes the cake. What’s worse, this guy saying that God told him to do these things, or that people were laughing and cheering (sometimes uncomfortably, granted) during this?
I’ve been praying for some of our more stubborn members in our church, and I think God is telling me through this video that I should walk up behind them after the sermon and monkey punch them in the back of the head…
I hope that guy doesn’t own a gun – I wouldn’t want him praying for me!
Dave – I’m still a little on the fence about whether the people were laughing at him or with him.
John – Body slams, the people’s elbow, whatever it takes. Beat their body, and the Spirit will follow…or something like that.
Odgie, I challenge you to a fist-fight for Jesus! The winner gets the chance to participate in a death-cage match with Linda Blair!
Kelly – Don’t even think that you can stand in the ring with my Nazerene Knee Slice, my Damascus Drop-kick, or my Revelation Roundhouse. And as far as comment #5 goes, I have this to say: “TO THE MAX!!!”
I don’t know if I can forgive that you have never tried the four fingers of death and thumb of pain punch to cure me of my paralysis and make my leg grow back. For shame!
‘Pimp – Next time brother, next time…
Okay….somebody beat me up so I can get this weight off and get rid of my diabetes! Tough love!
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