Yes, it’s true folks. Now your kids can have a talking Jesus to play with along side of their Transformers and Pokemon toys. Be sure and check out the site for the commercial; it’s priceless. I really like that they made sure his robe is pure white (like his skin) and that his hair is neatly combed and conditioned along with his beard, and that he speaks English with an American accent - it shows that high regard for historical accuracy.
Why do I feel like this is representative of everything that is wrong with modern Christianity?
*”Do not make cast idols.” (NIV)